Hollywood legend and calcium queen Sally Field, is trying to hook her openly gay son Sam Griesman up with Winter Olympics darling and obvious Hocus Pocus fan Adam Rippon. Get in line, sis! Everybody wants a piece of that sassy twink. But, unlike the rest of the horny Adam Ripponettes out there, Sally has star power. And money. She could probably make this happen. Sam might find a spangled catsuit on his bedroom floor before he knows it!
Entertainment Weekly reports that Sam and his mom were watching the Olympics and texting about Mike Pence’s least favorite Olympian, and how adorbs he is. Like every good mom (intrusive and controlling but means well), she decided to hook her son up through the magic of social media. Sam posted their convo and Sally went and tagged Adam on it. And let me type that Sally sounds like the most adorable mom ever.
Just some really helpful advice from my mom on how to deal with my Olympic crush. pic.twitter.com/shYCXwNOMf
— sam greisman (@SAMGREIS) February 17, 2018
“Find a way,” is so sweetly encouraging. Sam’s lucky he lives in an age of enlightenment. When I was young and crushing on John Goodman on Roseanne, we didn’t have Twitter for my mom to out me as a bear-lover and try to get me laid.
— Sally Field (@sally_field) February 17, 2018
Adam hasn’t responded yet. But hopefully he does because this would be the meet-cutest story every and Sally could be the matron of honor at their wedding. But if Sal is REALLY serious, she should get Laura Jean Poon in on this. It sounds like Adam would probably help Reese Witherspoon hide a body if she asked, and vice versa.