The picture you’re looking at above was taken at an AARP event, which makes sense, considering Jane Seymour is 67 years old. And if I could say the number sixty-seven again, I will, because Jane looks better at 67 than I have at pretty much any time, ever. Hell, if her hair could talk, it might ask: “Sorry, but what’s it like to be a 4? I’m just too used to being a 10 to know.” Jane recently showed all the young, clothing-averse tricks out there that they’re not the only ones who can strip down and show off the goods by posing for Playboy. But since this is the new, classier Playboy, don’t expect to see Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman straddling a doctor’s bag with a stethoscope covering her nipple.
Jane talked about her decision to pose for Playboy for a third time (she previously appeared in 1973 and 1987). She didn’t really need a reason; acting thotty has no expiry date. Still, she wants you to know she did it because she feels good about herself.
“I feel much sexier now than I ever did when I was younger. Then, I was like, ‘Oh gosh, I’m supposed to be sexy. What is that?!’ There’s an enormous freedom in having lived as long as I have. Like my father used to say, I’m comfortable in my own skin.”
It wasn’t just talk about being sexy. Jane also re-shared her own #MeToo story, one she first spoke about on the Australian morning show Sunrise back in November. Jane says she was invited to the home of a Hollywood producer in 1972 for a screen test for a role. The screen test never happened; instead, he put his hand on her leg and asked her how much she wanted the role. After she begged for a cab to take her home, he warned her that if she told anyone, he’d end her career.
But the reason why I’m sure we’re all here: Jane’s Playboy shoot! It features nine pictures in various degrees of sextugenarian sexiness. They range from Jane fully-clothed in a hot tub looking like an ad for Cialis, to Mom getting drunk in Ft. Lauderdale realness:
To modest boudoir shoot sponsored by Nasty Gal’s winter coat sale:
I wonder if Jane knows that by posting those pictures from Playboy, she accidentally laid several Instagram thirst traps? What am I saying – she totally knows. Get those DMs, Jane!
And for more Jane, here she is serving body TheWrap’s 2018 Women, Whiskey And Wisdom event in Los Angeles yesterday: