Hopefully 69-year-old Norman Resnicow has a product to plug or a business to shill. Because he’s getting all sorts of spotlight from his ongoing legal battle with his upstairs neighbor, desperate hipster/dick jogger Justin Theroux. You see, Justin and Jennifer Aniston are about to legally become exes, and she’s highly famous, so everybody wants the dirty dirt. Norman’s got you, and he’s also got a lot of love for that nice Jen girl whom he occasionally rolled eyes with over Justin’s latest porkpie hat.
TMZ spoke with Norman, who is more than ready to spill the tea, like how he claimed Justin spilled the water down to his apartment to create mold. Norman says that Jennifer always hated Justin’s NYC place and that’s why Justin is divorcing her. Either Norman is a born story-teller or that story’s true and Justin’s very into his apartment. Real estate in NYC is kind of pricey so maybe?
Norman Resnicow tells TMZ … Jen’s always been nice to him and he feels sorry for her, because he believes Justin tried to force her to like his NYC pad and then bailed on her because she didn’t.
Can you picture Jennifer sneaking down to Mr. Resnicow’s in the middle of the night to have some vanilla wafers and tea and spill out her troubles? Maybe Norman was there to hear her complaints about the filthy apartment and Justin always trying to look like he plays bass in a jazz band from a bad movie.
Mr. Resnicow says that Jennifer’s alleged hatred of Justin’s apartment was common knowledge and that one of the reasons he likes her is because she named her dog after him. Starting to lean back to the “born story-teller” theory here…
Resnicow says … “Everyone knows Jennifer hated the place,” and suggests she get top lawyers to protect herself against Theroux, “who is acting crummy to her like he did to me.” He adds he’s rooting for Jen because she named her most beloved dog Norman.
Mr. Resnicow has also claimed that Justin’s one ungrateful doofus hipster because he asked for his help to “ease moving of his previous girlfriend out of the building.” Did lure her out with food or free Sephora products or what the hell does that even mean?
Justin’s lawyers told TMZ that, much like a marriage certificate verifying that she and Justin were actually married, Jennifer’s never had contact with Mr. Resnicow.
A rep for Justin tells TMZ … “Resnicow’s bizarre comments might carry more weight had he ever actually met Jen or toured Justin’s apartment, neither of which has ever happened.”
As for the alleged water damage … the rep says Justin’s deck and apartment had nothing to do with it.
Mr. Resnicow sounds like he spends a lot of time resting on his window sill and observing the goings-on around the building ala Pearl from 227. Every building needs that person. How else are you supposed to know which apartment is sleeping with which and who got arrested over the weekend?
More importantly, how do you “ease” someone’s ex-girlfriend out of a building? Hopefully it didn’t involve a shovel and a tarp.